Sac o' love: Morgan gets it
Jeez that Angel's a skank. Not only she pretends to be 40 years younger, I aint even sure she's a lady. I mean, when the undercarriage hangs that low, it's tricky to work out what you're looking at.

You'd think a safe word meant 'I'd had enough', not 'stick your stilleto heel up my patootie'. I swear, after I did the nasty with Angel (and got out of hospital) I had to wear ice-padded jocks for a month.
Anyway, since Apollo palmed that crazy bitch off with poor old Morgan, that bag's been very, very quiet. I think we better go get a shovel and the car with the extra large boot...
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By joe90
You did not respect the safe word! ha!
By poopyscoop
I never really liked morgan freeman's movies, but now I feel sorry for him...