Special brew: celeb endorsement
I once drank some of Apollo's special brew. Still don't know what happened that night, but I do still have a mild case of ebola and a scar next to my ear that looks strangely like Mickey's cock....

Try the brand new Apollo's Pad Moonshine, as endorsed by Morgan motherfucking Freeman in a bag.
Did I mention he's one rude bastard? We bring him all the way down to our lovely club, wrapped up all nice in a sack and he's still not happy. Well smartass, you might have tunnelled your way through a prison wall with a spoon but lets see you get out of this one.
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By gangsta
How do i know thats morgan freeman. Sounds like it might be nick nolte.
By milkyjoe
better say something nice morgan freeman in a bag! Lol. Fckin hilarious.