Poor Guy Ritchie. What the hell happened? Wakes up one day married to Grandma Madge, the strongest geriatric on earth. Face it bitch, you can't fight the waddle.

What with all the muscles and sweat patches, does Madonna actually have a vagina any more? And if not, where did it go? Did she retire it? Has it turned to moonlit crime fighting? 'Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! HOLY CRAP! IT'S MADONNA'S VAGINA! AAAAARGH! MY EYES!'