Celeb encounter: Oprah Winfrey's fat
Apollo's found a bag of Oprah Winfrey's fat behind the bar. And it talks. Whatever. She wouldn't be the first motherfucker to start talking out of her ass...
08.04.08

Know what I'd do with a bag of Oprah's fat? I'd take a bath in it. Get all lubed up. Then go down the park and launch myself off the kiddies' slide. See how many old ladies I can take out. Fun huh?
Anyhoo, screw Oprah. Let's talk about me. SnoFlake crapped in my tea this morning. I found 14 bits of sweetcorn floating around in it! Man, I need to see a nurse. That boy's shit could melt concrete
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By wayne nickey
This one is just wrong wrong wrong !!! this was sick but cool but very sick!!!.
By captainjack
So fucking funny :-)
By KinkyJoe
I feel a bit sic - awesome
By deadmanwalking
horrible, but funny, poopyscoop.. what do you think's in the bag? Mince meat? I'm assuming it's not actually Oprah's suctioned off fat...
By poopyscoop
Oh my God - who are these guys? Just horrible.
By E
Love that the guys still fancies Oprah, even though she's a big bag of fat.
By Chicken
Actually made me feel a bit sick...
By deadmanwalking
Absolutely fucking minging and absolutely fucking brilliant.
By Mr. Frisky
Oh! What do you need Oprah Winfrey's fat? What do you neeeed? hahahaha! ROFL