Write a sketch. Win stuff. Assholes:

I’ve been told to tell you we’re running some shitty competition. You write in with your lame-ass ideas for a sketch and we pick the best one and make it into an episode.

So get on with it lamo! You wanna get your name in lights right? You think you’re sooo frickin hilarious right?

You bastards make me sick.

You’re not the ones who have to spend most mornings helping Mickey rub Preparation H on his balls cos he got his dick stuck in the toaster. Again.

Whatever.

Entry requirements

Entries should be no more than 100 words and should contain:

• An overview of the sketch idea
• A list of the Apollo’s Pad characters you’d like to see in the sketch

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