Apollo

Apollo’s an old smoothy with a bar full of liquor, a record collection full of 70s disco and a waterbed full of Japanese Koi fish.

Mickey

Mickey's done it all. Shagged dogs. Shit out small African pigmies. Vomitted into Keith Moon's mouth. He's a wrongun, with a capital W, love.

IceFlow

IceFlow is Apollo's son. He's a sneaky little motherfucker who'll do anything to get his hands on a bit of cash. 

SnoFlake

SnoFlake's a wannabe gangsta in da hood. He thinks he's a pretty smooth operator but everyone knows he's really a dork.

Laquisha Fashionista

Laquisha's gonna be famous one day. And with tits the size of watermelons it's not her shining wit that's gonna get her there...

Angel

Angel's Laquisha's mother. She likes flowers, chocolates, romancin and dancin - oh and prescription medication. Don't mention the 'mother thing' by the way...